zeldathemes
It's what I do.

Yo, I'm Ren and I'm 19 years old. I'm queer, identify as androgynous, and have double-jointed pinky toes. I tend to have very unpopular opinions, but I can care less what others think about it. I'm a junior in college and I'm studying music. I like to think I can speak Spanish.

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Will you help me fly?
the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

update: I banged him

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

update: I banged him

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

GUYS ON GRINDR BE LIKE

gaysofhouston:

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foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and an uncooked lasagna noodle

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and an uncooked lasagna noodle

whats the difference between a bottom and a power bottom

Anonymous

punditscorn:

southerncrotch:

monstergodcock:

hedlunds:

this

and this

Best description I’ve seen.

Poor Colton. But, yeah.

wow this really turned me on

ereboreanbadger:

Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.
Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.
Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.

Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.

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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

blackromney:

bae: come over ;)

me: i cant im in music class

bae: im horny…

me: 

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hippies-like-us:

light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

The swimming pool temporarily effed me up..

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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silkvelvetnight:

Mod Yves Saint Laurent, 1969.

silkvelvetnight:

Mod Yves Saint Laurent, 1969.