zeldathemes
It's what I do.

Yo, I'm Ren and I'm 19 years old. I'm queer, identify as androgynous, and have double-jointed pinky toes. I tend to have very unpopular opinions, but I can care less what others think about it. I'm a junior in college and I'm studying music. I like to think I can speak Spanish.

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Will you help me fly?

ivorysorrows:

steamhunk:

sepiacircus:

Mooooom, Josh keeps putting gay porn on my daaaaaash.

I had an image of Nathan running up to you and clutching you to his breast in a desperate attempt to shield you from the porn

*unearthly hiss*

SILENCE, CHILDREN. MUMMY ISN’T IN THE MOOD

Lemme get a few things off my chest here.

I have atrocious self-esteem. I’m constantly paranoid about what others think about me, and I’m always nervous that I’ll say something wrong. I hate my body, I hate my voice, I hate my walk; I hate nearly every physical trait about me.

I constantly need reassurance. I need to know that I’m still in the clear with people. Guys stop texting me for no reason, and I freak out and want to cry, because they won’t tell me what I did. I’m always saying the wrong thing and I freak out when it blows up in my face.

I’m ridiculously lonely, and I feel lost more often than not.

I post pictures of myself on social media and hope I get a bunch of likes on it. I tag the shit out of my selfies on Instagram, because for some reason that I can’t shake no matter how hard I try, I measure my self-worth by how many likes I get. People tell me to love my body for how it is, but everything about me drives people away and it scares me. I’m young, I get it, but I’ve been lonely for a long time. Since I was in preschool.

I’ve been made fun of for the way I talk and act for the majority of my life. In preschool, I just punched people in the face, but now it makes me want to hide. I put on a pretty good brave face; I consider myself a pretty good actor in that regard. I fool myself into thinking it didn’t hurt me, but deep down, everything does.

I don’t have a funny accent or anything, but I have stretch marks all over my body. I have a really high-pitched voice that my dad used to berate me for because he said I was forcing it, but I never was. I have a layer of fat that won’t go away, no matter how many diet pills and testosterone boosters I take every morning.

Up until a few days ago, I took 14 pills a day, and 300 grams of D-Aspartic Acid, as well as reduce my calorie intake by nearly half of what it was, in the hopes that the layer of fat would slowly disappear. It didn’t. I never lost any weight. I fluctuated back and forth a few lbs, but I never saw any change.

I don’t have a sex drive. I never want to have sex. I like having sex, at least, the kind of sex that doesn’t require penetration, but I don’t ever want it. I’m not sensitive where it counts. I’ve never orgasmed with another person before, and I’m starting to think I never will.

I hate my body. Sometimes, I joke around and say “Can we go to the body store? I need to make a complaint on this one.” Really, though, I would do anything to feel more comfortable in my own skin.

I’m not okay. I haven’t been for a long time. It took you this long to read all of this, but it is with me every waking moment. I’ve had self-esteem issues since I started interacting with other people at the age of 2. Nothing had helped.

I don’t know what to do, except to complain about it on social media.

I just don’t know.

I wish I could be happy.

  #personal    #about me  

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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stability:

My mom thought we would need a hammer to get this pole into the ground but I just pushed it in and I almost said “psh, hammer my asshole” but then I realized

graceebooks:

i know it’s illegal to talk about homestuck anymore but fuck the police i will talk about how this is literally exactly human gamzee and karkat until the day i die

graceebooks:

i know it’s illegal to talk about homestuck anymore but fuck the police i will talk about how this is literally exactly human gamzee and karkat until the day i die

colormecolton:

Llama Del Ray

colormecolton:

Llama Del Ray

foodffs:

SMOKED GOUDA MUSHROOM QUESADILLAS

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

  #yaaaaassss    #food porn  

llamasouls:

llamasouls:

llamasouls:

haha my friends having his penis deducted at a catholic hospital and like before the surgery all the nurses prayed over his dick for a “fast recovery” haha

update
apparently one of them was holding his dick and the doctor was all like “let us pray” and the person just continued to hold it

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rebekahlynnlove:

paulinha1406:

Some Americans really piss me off.

literally the last gif yas

kythere:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.


That leg. Such a good chuckle.

kythere:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

That leg. Such a good chuckle.

This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

puto1:

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk

pomeranians are literally emotionally attached to their fur and when they get it cut off they can get depressed

me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u